YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT
So today I decided to up my game and try something a little different ......
Me: (walking into a different branch) A coconut hot chocolate to take away please ....
Lady (barely audible whisper) Coconut hot chocolate!!
Barista (makes the drink and passes it over) COCONUT LATTE!!
Lady: What is this???
Barista: COCONUT LATTE
Lady (to me) What did you want?
Me: COCONUT HOT CHOCOLATE!!
Lady (nods and hands me the drink)
Me: (tasting the drink) This is a coconut latte not a COCONUT HOT CHOCOLATE!!
Lady: you want a coconut latte??
Me: I'D LIKE A COCONUT HOT CHOCOLATE PLEASE!!!!
(Finally I get the right drink)
Lady: (scowling and sarcastic) Anything else?
Me: (decides to keep my thoughts to myself!!)