CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN EMPLOYEE
So here's a new one ......
I decide today to pop into Sainsbury's for my pre show dinner. With iPod on shuffle I wander the aisles deciding what to have.
I was pleased to see the cooked chicken aisle was deserted so I took a couple of minutes to decide which legs to have.
Having chosen (tandoori if you must know) and just as 'Make 'em laugh' filled my ears, I turned to leave and tripped over something large at my feet. My legs, and the chickens legs, went flying!! Landing on all fours I turned to see what the offending object was .....
Crouched in front of me was a scowling Sainsbury's employee who had decided to creep up on me, invade my personal space, kneel at my feet and start stacking shelves!!
Me: I'm so sorry are you ok?
Crouching tiger: WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING!!!!!
Me: (completely befuddled pays for the chicken and runs off to console myself with a COCONUT LATTE!!!)